Neither is Michael Stetz at the Union-Tribune.
I’m no beer snob, believe me. It’s just that drinking this stuff reminds me of 1977, when I drank to forget . . . my acne problem.
Of course I’d probably cave and try to recapture my youth if they brought back Schaefer (“The one beer to have when you’re having more than one”), especially if they brought back this amazingly awesome commercial with a Moog version of their jingle.